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"I can make this shot" Mal mumbled.

"I suggest you come up with a better idea." Zoe whispered back.

"I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't. Thank you very much."

Mal laid the hand held rocket launcher on a metal cross beam and slowly took aim. A little up, a little down. A little left, a little right. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. A technician opened the access door. The Hardnose missile streaked across the hanger underneath a farpoint crawler, through the access door, down the hall, through another door and exploded in the main hanger blast door lift field console; sparks, fire, flashes, but ultimately, nothing.

“Ruttin Tsai boo shr!” "Ta ma duh!" They cried simultaneously.

Mal was up in a flash, gun in hand, firing round after round into the distant console. Zoe was next to him in half a flash firing just a little slower. Some guards showed up and started firing; Mal and Zoe ignored the danger and continued firing at the console. The main hanger door creaked for a second then started its slow, inevitable tip and fall. The guards scrambled out of the way as the huge door crashed to the ground.

Serenity was through the opening in an instant. Mal and Zoe jumped into the ship chased by more small arms fire. As they flew out of the hanger, Kaylee released a FauxHunter beacon; "They won't be catching that baby for a while," she thought.

Wash made a quick dive just outside the door and snuggled Serenity back into the dark structural nooks and crannies of the fortress. The beacon reached speed. After what seemed like a relatively short eternity; ration chase ships exited the hanger in pursuit of the beacon. They disappeared into the distance.

Wash slowly brought the ship around and re-entered the hanger. Serenity paused for a second. "Okay, it's clear, security's gone." There was nobody left except engineers and technicians. Jayne and Mal jumped out. Serenity turned ninety degrees to the left. “Security command at three o'clock.” Wash thought. He pushed the throttle forward. The front of serenity pierced the fortified wall at ground level, completely destroying the command room. Temporary hardeners protected the ship's nose. “Up to five o'clock high.” The nose tore through the building's structure up and to the right.

Jayne ran to each of the remaining ration ships planting explosives. Mal ran into the building wreckage, gun in hand.

The monstrous conference room was a shambles. Standing between two diamond plated pillars, at the end of the long Komtek command and communications table stood Lillacutt Preston; one of the most beautiful women Mal had ever seen. Mal re-holstered his gun as he took the extraordinarily long slow walk along the side of the table, their eyes permanently locked in an emotional tsunami. He didn't look down as he picked up the small leather bag from the table. Mal gave her the best smile he had.

She blinked and whispered, “You looked better with the mustache.” Her eyes melted ever so very slightly; but Mal noticed it. He turned and walked out through the debris.

Mal and Jayne ran back into the ship chased by parts of exploding ration ships. Serenity made a swift exit. Kaylee released another beacon in the opposite direction of the first one. Wash snuggled Serenity back into the fortress's underbelly. It would be more than a month before they would be able to leave their hiding place. No worries, it was a small up front, but massive back end. Retirement level massive.

Serenity was gloomy, all the systems were shutdown, only life support and some minimal lighting, run from an old diesel generator. It was loud and stunk and could be heard all over the ship, but nobody but Kaylee was paying attention.

Jayne stood next to the dinning table all puffed up and ready to bicker. “Come on Mal, let's have a look at what all the excitement was about. I'm willing to die for stuff, but I'd sure like to see the stuff I'm willing to die for.”

Everybody was there except Kaylee and Inara, Kaylee was trying to figure out a way to silence the genny and Inara was visiting home. Mal took out the small leather bag and dropped it on the table. “Now I'm all for curiosity and such, but the contract said no looking, said it was dangerous.”

“Heaven forbid you'd wanna to do anything dangerous!” Shepherd quipped.

“Mal, let's have a look, don't you think it's smart knowing what we're dealing with here?” Zoe asked.

“There ya go again, always with the smart thing. I don't know whether you're trying to insult me again or trying to compliment me for the first time.”

Mal looked at the little bag held closed by a strand of leather. “Well, how much danger could be in a little bag like that?” Mal picked up the bag and tried to open it. He couldn't. They each had a go at it, but it was beyond their ability. “Forget it, let's celebrate a success. I'm thinking there isn't enough celebrating on this ship lately.” Everybody got busy pulling out food, drink and merriment.

Shepard brought out a large artificial strawberry cake. “I'm not sure hitting the most powerful ration around here was the best thing to do. You said there wasn't gonna be any shooting at people.”

Mal shook his head. “Didn't plan to shoot at anyone; anyway they started shooting at us first.”

“What about the Hardnose and pistols?” Zoe asked.

“We weren't shooting at anyone, we were shooting at a machine.”

Kaylee showed up. The generator was as loud as ever. “That piece of antiquity just won't obey my modern simplicity." She saw the cake and a big smile spread across her face. "But I think a little bit of strawberry cake might help a lot with comming up with a solution.” She sat down at the table and picked up the leather bag. She also couldn't undo the knot at first, but when she pulled a hairpin from her hair and fiddled with the knot; she had it open in no time at all.

A big beautiful intricate high tech jade earring fell to the table top. It was a clip on earring, with unusual tendrils emanating from it. Everyone froze in its extreme beauty, with eyes wide open, unable to move, entranced.

Suddenly everyone except Shepard and River made a move for the earring, but Kaylee had it first and it was on her ear. A flexible tendril moved into her ear channel, others pushed against her head behind her ear. Her wide eyes opened wider. She was closest to the door and ran out towards her room. Everyone but Shepard and River ran after her. Shepard just shook his head.

As Shepard approached Kaylee's bunk room, everyone but River was there, pounding on the locked door and yelling.

“Hey, hey! Everyone relax. Everybody! Hey! Nee mun doh bee-jway.” Shepard yelled. “What are you gonna do, break the door down and beat her up?”

Mal turned to Shepard. “If there's a beating being needed, then it will be served." He turned to Jayne. "Jayne, get the torch.”

As Jayne applied the torch to Kaylee's door, Shepard continued, “Let me talk to her first, I can talk her down. I don't want any fancy footwork by a bunch of stormtroopers. Someone might get hurt.” Everyone completely ignored him. Shepard pulled Mal's gun from his holster and raises it above his head. "I SAID STOP IT!" They continued to ignore him.

Shepard took careful aim into the distance and found the perfect spot; he fired a round into the hull. Hull breach alarms went off drowning out the generator.

Mal turns and caught Shepard with a direct punch to the chin. He went down like a companion with a paycheck.

"Kaylee, Jayne, plug the leak. Wash, Zoe go to the pit and a see if you can help life support. Everyone else go to your bunks and seal the door for now." Mal commanded.

They all ran down the corridor leaving Shepard in a heap on the floor.

As the sound of footsteps disappeared Mal yelled, "And shut off that alarm." Shepard's eyes opened. He sat up and finished cutting the last of Kaylee's door restraints. He slowly pushed it open.

Kaylee was curled up on her bed rocking back and forth real slow. “Kaylee?” Shepard moved to the bed and sat down. “Hey girl, what's up?” She ignored him.

The alarm stopped and the annoying drone of the generator reappeared.

“Kaylee?” he shook her. “Kaylee, what is it honey, what's going on?”

"It's wonderful, it feels so good, everything's so easy to understand.” Kaylee looked at Shepard. “I can hear things.”

“What kind of things?”

“Everything, Shepherd, I can hear everything. Bird's chirping, my folks arguing over what to have for breakfast, angels singing. I can hear what you were saying outside the door. I can hear ration executives making plans to get their precious back. I can hear Mal right now, telling the others to finish plugging the hole. I can hear his footsteps walking this way. Everything makes so much sense now.”

Shepard moved quickly, precisely and forcefully. He grabbed Kaylee's arms, and flipped her on her stomach and placed his knee in her back. He tore a sheet and tied her hands and feet. “Haven't done anything like that in a while.” He pulled the earring off Kaylee's ear.

“Nooooooooo! Ni ta ma de. Tianxia suoyoude ren dou gai si!” Kaylee screamed. She started sobbing softly.

Shepard walked to the table, held up the earring and inspected it carefully. He brought it towards his ear. He hesitated, then closer to the ear, then hesitated again. Finally, he put the earring on the table and picked up a big stone statue. He raised it above the earring ready to crush it.

“I wouldn't do that my peaceful friend. I'd have to shoot you in the arm and I'm not too sure doc ud be able to reattach it with the gear he's got here.” Shepard looked at Mal hard. “I'll do it reverend. You know I'm good to my word” Shepard put the statue down. “Now use some of those strips to tie up you feet." Shepard complied. “Now tie another around a wrist and a bedpost.” Mal picked up the earring. He almost had it in his ear when he heard the pisssst of an injector. The drug worked quickly; Mal stumbled onto the bed.

Gaffers tape made quick work of Mal's hands and legs. Simon picked up the earring and gazed at it in awe. Before he could put it in his ear he was tackled from behind.

When Simon opened his eyes, he found himself in handcuffs, gaffer's tape around his ankles and looking at Jayne's grinning face. “Curse you!” Spittle splayed from Simon's lips.

“Sorry doc, no harm, no foil. Ya know, a man's gotta do what he does." Jayne snickered. Jayne turned to the earring. His face changed from extreme glee to overwhelming horror. River stood next to the earring with the statue in her hand. "Si san ba." Jayne cursed. He pulled his gun and brought it up towards River's head, but before it got there, River smashed the statue on the earring. It turned to powder, chunks and bleeding micro-neutrino circuitry.

They all looked at River and screamed semi-unison.

River just smiled her inscrutable smile and walked away.

Jayne looked at Mal, Mal fumed back. Jayne looked away quickly. "Mal! I was only gonna scare her. I wasn't gonna shoot her. Honest Mal. It was that ruttin' earring, Mal, . . you believe me, right?"

Wash and Zoe looked through the door and started laughing. Zoe nudged Wash, “Come on baby, I know there's a joke here somewhere. Please share.”


copyright 2010 dreamslaughter

Notes from Fireflyfans.net (BYTEMITE)(PLATONIST)

Let's Not Forget What They Said.

I look at you all
n see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
And I look at this floor
and I notice it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know why nobody told you
How to unfold your love
I don't know how someone controlled you
They bought then they sold you.
Well I look at the world
and I notice it's turning
Still my guitar gently weeps

With every mistake we surely must be learning
My my guitar gently weeps
I don't know why you were diverted
You were perverted too
An I don't know how you were inverted
No one alerted you.

Well I look at you all
I see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps

Gently
Gently
Gently Weeps

<(acoustic demo)>

I look from the wings
At the play you are staging
While my guitar gently weeps
As I'm sitting here
Doing nothing but aging.
Still my guitar gently weeps

<(original last verse)>

I look at you all
see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
Look at you all...
Still my guitar gently weeps.

<(rehearsals only)>

I look at the trouble
And hate that is raging
While my guitar gently weeps
While I'm sitting here
Doing nothing but aging
Still, my guitar gently weeps.

<(not used)>

The problems you serve
Are the troubles you're reaping,
Still, my guitar gently weeps.
~ George Harrison

Firefly - Thanks Joss Whedon

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I did some background work a while ago. Got the call for a new science fiction series. Cool, I read every piece of science fiction I could get my hands on from fifth grade through high school.

I showed up and was lead to a container storage area near Long Beach. We all went to the set and waited. There's a lot of waiting. They say that the first day on a movie set is the most exciting day of your life, the second day is the most boring.

I was wearing the camouflage I used when I played paintball. I had a red rag I used to clean my paintball gun with and wrapped it around my neck as a scarf.


I noticed that they were setting up a crane next to a tent full of chickens. There was a row of old tires in front of the tent, so I went over and laid down on the tires and tried to take a nap(sic). They went ahead and set up the shot.

When Joss showed up he let me stay.





My paintball gun was a double action cow marking gun; I played paintball in the days before specialized single action and automatic guns. Double action was so much more fun than when it turned to auto. I had modified it with some gaffer tape to make it look a bit different.

Behind me you can see a tent. There was a guy that was chasing the chickens out of the tent. I asked Joss if when the guy chased the chickens out, I could draw my gun as if I was startled out of sleep. He said sure. The guy tried chasing the chickens at me, but it didn't quite work. That version didn't make the cut, but they filmed it.

It takes an extraordinary human being to let an extra lay down and take a nap in the middle of his shot and let them stay. It takes an even more awesomeness to let an extra make a suggestion and film it.

I thought I heard that this was the first day of shooting the series, but I know now that 'The Train Job' was actually the pilot, it may have been the first day of that episode. I wish I could find out if this was indeed the first day of the series, because in one of my deepest fantasies, I would love it if they saw my brown camouflage and red scarf and ran with it. I know, I know, the chances of that are so very slim, I'm sure the all costumes were already designed; but the coincidence has always been heart warming for me either way.





Thanks Joss Whedon.









Wash: This sounds like something from Science Fiction.
Zoë: Honey, we live in a space ship.
Wash: So?

Mal: Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Zoe: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothes … and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

"Pity the warrior that kills all his foe." ~ Seyetik and Sisko, citing a fragment of G'Trok's Fall of Kang

"Those who wish to seize Vietnam, must kill us to the last man, woman, and child."
~ Hồ Chí Minh


Vietnamese deaths during the Vietnam war were somewhere around 5,000,000 people.

For every enemy soldier killed; four civilians were killed.


Vietnam population in 1960 was ~ 35.000,000. This means that the war killed about 14 percent of the total population of Vietnam.



The population of the United States in 1960 was ~ 180,000,000.
14 percent of 180,000,000 is 25,000,000.


Proportionally, this would have been like killing every man, woman and child in:

Oklahoma,
Mississippi,
Kansas,
West Virginia,
Arkansas,
Oregon,
Colorado,
Nebraska,
Arizona,
Maine,
New Mexico,
Utah,
Rhode Island,
South Dakota,
Montana,
Idaho,
Hawaii,
North Dakota,
New Hampshire,
Delaware,
Vermont,
Wyoming,
Nevada,
Alaska,
District of Columbia,
Puerto Rico,
Northern Mariana Islands,
US Virgin Islands,
Guam,
Midway Islands,
and Wake Island.



Does not include Cambodians, Laotians and the multi-million Khmer Rouge genocide.







All men are created equal. The Creator has given us certain inviolable Rights: the right to Life, the right to be Free, and the right to achieve Happiness.
~ Hồ Chí Minh, 1945, as the Democratic Republic of Vietnam was created


If there has to be a blood bath, let's get it over with.
~ Ronald Reagan, Vietnam




It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.
~ Unnamed U.S. Major about the decision to bomb Bến Tre regardless of civilian casualties


You will kill ten of our men, and we will kill one of yours, and in the end it will be you who tire of it.
~ Hồ Chí Minh




Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.
~ Dalton Trumbo

If you are required to kill someone today, on the promise of a political leader that someone else shall live in peace tomorrow, believe me, you are not only a double murderer, you are a suicide, too.
~ Katherine Anne Porter



When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
~ George Bernard Shaw






I spent thirty-three years in the marines, most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer for capitalism.
~ General Smedley Butler, Marine


Those who hate and fight must stop themselves; otherwise it is not stopped.
~ Spock, Day of the Dove




I ain't got no quarrel with the Vietcong ... No Vietcong ever called me nigger.
~ Muhammad Ali, stripped of boxing title, convicted of a felony for refusing to serve during the Vietnam War



Nothing except a battle lost can be half as melancholy as a battle won.
~ Duke of Wellington




I can envision a small cottage somewhere, with a lot of writing paper, and a dog, and a fireplace and maybe enough money to give myself some Irish coffee now and then and entertain my two friends.
~ Richard Van de Geer, last name on the Vietnam War Memorial


I did not know how to say goodbye. It was harder still, when I refused to say it.
~ Native American saying

Slow Burn -

So the discussion came up about using thermite to cause the demolition of buildings. Was it really feasible?

A quick search of a combination of some of the terms and up popped a site; www.militarynewbie.com. It might be a military site, so you might not want to click it.

The following is cut and paste from United States Military Field Manual FM 5-250;

Explosives and Demolitions,

June 1992:

Page 86


3-6. Steel-Cutting Charges.
(d) Nickel-molybdenum steel. This type of steel cannot be cut easily by conventional steel-cutting charges. The jet from a shaped charge will penetrate it, but cutting requires multiple charges or linear-shaped charges. Nickel-molybdenum steel shafts can be cut with a diamond charge. However, the saddle charge will not cut nickel-molybdenum shafts. Therefore, use some method other than explosives to cut nickel-molybdenum steel, such as thermite or acetylene or electrical cutting tools.

FM 5-250 @ www.militarynewbie.com (careful)

It appears that thermite has been standard operating procedure to bring down hardened vertical structures for the military since 1992.

That pretty much ended that discussion.

Any evidence of thermite type material at the WTC?

See photos above.

The guys at Hight3ch burned through a car engine and say that thermite burns through just about anything at 2500 degrees.

How hot is that?

Everyone says that there are substances that burn much hotter than thermite, such as thermate, super-thermite or nano-thermite.

A quick google and up pops this patent:

Patent Number: 4,799,829

Filed: January 24, 1989

Method and apparatus for removing submerged platforms.

Excerpt:

“The cutting of the piling is performed by a series of tubes radially deployed in the cutter on a common plane. Each tube is filled with what is, in essence, a solid fuel similar to thermite or magnesium. Thus, the cut is performed through the use of a series of solid fuel torches. The preferred solid fuel is Pyronol.RTM. Pyronol.RTM. is manufactured by Goex, Inc. and the material itself is the subject of U.S. Pat. No. 3,695,951. Pyronol.RTM., once ignited, will attain temperatures between six and twelve thousand degrees Fahrenheit. These temperatures are sufficient to burn through steel and concrete.”

Okay thermite at 2500 degrees can burn through a car engine.

What can you do with 12,000 degrees?

United States Patent 3,695,951 - Pyronol.

Patented Oct 3, 1972

Assignors to the United States of America as represented by the Secretary of the Navy.

Well, that pretty much ended that discussion.




The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments of the dominant political mythology. ~ Michael Parenti

The propaganda system allows the U.S. leadership to commit crimes without limit and with no suggestion of misbehavior or criminality; in fact, major war criminals like Henry Kissinger appear regularly on TV to comment on the crimes of the derivative butchers. ~ Edward Herman

Pics From Planet Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cnnKFz7VOA&feature=colike



Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. ~ Unknown

Oh For Christ’s Sake, Quit Blaming Everything on the Jews!

I just heard someone go off about how it's all the Jews' fault. No, the world is not threatened by the Jews. I know a lot of Jews, they are friendly, humorous, progressive and generous. Jews aren't the problem, extreme right wing Jewish whackos are the problem.

Just like extreme right wing Christian whackos, extreme right wing Muslim whackos, extreme right wing satanists whackos, extreme right wing atheist whackos, extreme right wing Russian whackos, extreme right wing Chinese whackos, extreme right wing German whackos, extreme right wing British whackos, extreme right wing USA whackos, extreme right wing black whackos, extreme right wing white whackos, extreme right wing yellow whackos, extreme right wing green whackos and extreme right wing brown whackos are the problem. Every country, race and religion have extreme right wing whackos, they are the problem, not the group they belong to.

It is pretty easy to see the kind of people that are doing harm to planet earth and its inhabitants. Looking at the bad guys, they all do the same sort of thing. Here's a list of some of their notable qualities.

They kill a lot of people.
They restrict freedoms and disdain human rights.
They are bigoted.
They are sexist.
They are controlling.
They lust over others property.
They are extreme nationalists.
They are extreme in their religious views (atheists included).
They mix religion and government.
They support strong autocratic or dictatorial control.
They support strong military and police state supremacy.
They are obsessed with national security.
They create an enemy to use as a unifying cause.
They control the mass media.
They protect corporate power.
They suppress labor and the workforce.
They lie and use propaganda for their ends.
They suppress intellectuals and the arts.
They obsess about crime and punishment.
They manipulate elections.

All shining qualities of extreme right wing whackos.

Think back to all those famous bad guys in history that did the above. They all had different names describing them; communists, socialists, Nazis, barbarians, terrorists, religions, empires, etc.

The names don't matter, their actions describe what they are.

We know that. They all do the same thing. It doesn't matter what you call them. You can call Hitler a fascist, a socialist, a liberal or a saint. That doesn't change what he was; an extreme right wing whacko. Same with Stalin, Pol Pot or Genghis Khan. Bad things are done by some people in all religions, races, nations and people in general.

We know that. Just add up the number of dead people throughout history and who was responsible for their deaths and you can see the proof yourself.






He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
~ Thomas Jefferson

What do the nationalists say about killers punishing murderers and thieves sentencing looters?
~ Kahlil Gibran

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
~ Elbert Hubbard

Knowledge, idea, belief stands in the way of wisdom.
~ J. Krishnamurthi

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Smiley : *)

Smiley was the smartest dog I ever knew. He would look you right in your eyes and expect you to treat him like a human. And the funny thing was, you'd treat him like a human.

I moved into a new place
and before long a little girl,
maybe five or six,
made friends with him.

Smiley loved chasing playing with frisbees.
I'd have to buy a new one every month or two,
because he would destroy them
by chewing them and tugging them
in games of tug of war.

One day the little girl brought a special frisbee.
It was white, and she had painted on its back.
It was a stick figure picture of Smiley
and the little girl playing frisbee on a lawn.

It was beautiful.

She gave it a big toss and Smiley chased after it.
He picked it up, carried it to his water bowl
and dropped it nearby.

She called for Smiley to bring it
but he refused and just picked another
older beat up one and brought it over to her.


She ran to the new frisbee and threw it again. but Smiley didn't chase it. He just let it sit where it fell; then ran to get an old one.


They spent the rest of the day
playing with the old ones.

The next day I noticed the painted frisbee
sitting right next to his bowl.

And there it sat.

They didn't play catch or chase or tug of war with it.
He would poke it, push it, roll it with his paw.

Months turned to years and the painted frisbee
lived next to Smiley's water bowl undisturbed.

Then it was time to move again.
The little girl was older now,
and Smiley and her were best friends.

When it was time for us to leave,
the little girl came to visit one last time.
Smiley picked up the perfect frisbee right away
and brought it over to her.

He pushed it towards her
with his nose and paw.
But when she tried to pick it up
he would grab it and run away.

She asked me what he was doing.

I said I thought Smiley
wanted her to have it back.
It would make her so happy
and make him happy too;
he'd had it all these years.

She gave Smiley a hug
and cuddled up to him,
He laid his head on her shoulder,
and she cried for awhile.

That was the last we ever saw the girl,
as she walked away
with the painted frisbee in one hand
a wave in the other;
and a smile splashed across her face.

It wasn't too much later
I bought another white frisbee
and painted a stick picture on it,
of the little girl and smiley
playing frisbee on a lawn.

I brought it to him
and threw it as far as I could.
He ran and picked it up;
and carried it back to his bowl.


And there it sat, undisturbed,
until the day he died.

Food For Thought

Government is actually the worst failure of
civilized man. There has never been a really
good one, and even those that are most tolerable
are arbitrary, cruel, grasping and unintelligent.
             ~ H. L. Mencken






Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make
a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen.
             ~ Michel de Montaigne





Democracy is four wolves and a lamb
voting on what to have for lunch.
             ~ Ambrose Bierce





If you can conceive of morality without god,
why can you not conceive of society without
government?
             ~ Peter Saint-André





All great truths begin as blasphemies.
             ~ George Bernard Shaw







The philosopher has never killed any priests,
whereas the priest has killed a great many
philosophers.
             ~ Denis Diderot






Knowledge, idea, belief stands in the way of wisdom.
             ~ J. Krishnamurthi







All Bibles are man-made.
             ~ Thomas Edison








The trouble with the world is that the stupid are
cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
             ~ Bertrand Russell







It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are
punished unless they kill in large numbers and to
the sound of trumpets.
             ~ Voltaire





What difference does it make to the dead,
the orphans, and the homeless, whether the
mad destruction is wrought under the name
of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty
and democracy?
             ~ Mohandas Gandhi






The injury we do and the one we suffer are not
weighed in the same scale.
             ~ Aesop





The corporation is a true Frankenstein's monster,
an artificial person run amok, responsible only to
its own soulless self.
             ~ William Dugger




It is a government of the people by the people
for the people no longer; it is a government of
corporations by corporations for corporations.
             ~ Rutherford B. Hayes





He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than
he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
             ~ Thomas Jefferson



I have seldom met an intelligent person whose
views were not narrowed and distorted by religion.
             ~ James Buchanan





In order to learn, one must change one's mind.
             ~ Orson Scott Card





It was, of course, a lie what you read about my
religious convictions, a lie which is being
systematically repeated. I do not believe in a
personal god and I have never denied this but
have expressed it clearly. If something is in
me which can be called religious, then it is
the unbounded admiration for the structure
of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
             ~ Albert Einstein



It's not what you don't know that hurts you.
It's what you know that just isn't so.
             ~ Satchel Paige






All natural institutions of churches, whether
Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me
no other than human inventions, set up to
terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize
power and profit.
             ~ Thomas Paine





It is hard to free fools from chains they revere.
             ~ Voltaire






. . . the Government of the United States of
America is not, in any sense, founded on the
Christian religion . . .
             ~ George Washington Administration,
                Treaty of Tripoli





None are more hopelessly enslaved than those
who falsely believe they are free.
             ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe






Religion, comprises a system of wishful illusions
together with a disavowal of reality,
such as we find in an isolated form
nowhere else but in amentia,
in a state of blissful hallucinatory confusion.
             ~ Sigmund Freud






I am amazed how many people on this planet are
happy and free and never even saw the US constitution.
             ~ Reason





The compulsion to do good is an innate American
trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that
they always should, may, and actually can choose
somebody with whom to share their blessings.
Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people
into the acceptance of gifts.
             ~ Ivan Illich




There are three truths: my truth, your truth,
and the truth.
             ~ Chinese proverb




Prohibition goes beyond reason in that it
attempts to control a man's appetite through
legislation. A prohibition law strikes a
blow at the very principles this country
was founded upon.
             ~ Abraham Lincoln





Religion is the end of love and honesty,
the beginning of confusion;
faith is a colorful hope or fear, the origin of folly.
             ~ Tao Te Ching





Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
             ~ Elbert Hubbard








When you give food to the poor, they call you a
saint. When you ask why the poor have no food,
they call you a communist.
             ~ Archbishop Helder Camara




Git yer guns, the liberal folks are gonna let the
coloreds vote!
             ~ Unknown





A celibate clergy is an especially good idea,
because it tends to suppress any hereditary
propensity toward fanaticism.
             ~ Carl Sagan






The greatest artists of this world
are never puritans,
and seldom even ordinarily respectable.
             ~ H. L. Mencken







Religion is an insult to human dignity.
With or without it, you'd have good people doing
good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.
             ~ Steven Weinberg





Where it is a duty to worship the sun, it is pretty
sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
             ~ John Morley







If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually
does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate,
they eventually do. The same happens in the
absence of prayers.
             ~ Steve Allen






If you believe in the existence of fairies at the
bottom of the garden you are deemed fit for
the bin. If you believe in parthenogenesis,
ascension, transubstantiation and all the rest
of it, you are deemed fit to govern the country.
             ~ Jonathan Meades




Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read
history, is man's original virtue. It is through
disobedience that progress has been made,
through disobedience and through rebellion.
             ~ Oscar Wilde






Any fool can make a rule,
and any fool will mind it.
             ~ Henry David Thoreau






No one rules if no one obeys.
             ~ TaoDo





I do not feel obliged to believe that the
same God who has endowed us with sense,
reason, and intellect has intended us
to forgo their use.
             ~ Galileo Galilei





A man's ethical behavior should be based
effectually on sympathy, education, and
social ties and needs;
no religious basis is necessary.
Man would indeed be in a poor way
if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment
and hope of reward after death.
             ~ Albert Einstein





The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid
cruelties, and the greatest miseries that have
afflicted the human race have had their origin
in this thing called revelation, or revealed religion.
             ~ Thomas Paine






The exact contrary of what is generally believed
is often the truth.
             ~ Jean de la Bruyère







The truth is that there is nothing noble in being
superior to somebody else. The only real nobility
is in being superior to your former self.
             ~ Whitney Young





Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy
and who try to combine their greed for wealth
with their desire for a happy afterlife.
             ~ Kahlil Gibran





There must be more to life
than having everything.
             ~ Maurice Sendak





If you understand everything,
you must be misinformed.
             ~ Japanese Proverb






When you call yourself an Indian or a Muslim or a
Christian or a European, or anything else, you
are being violent. Do you see why it is violent?
It is because you are separating yourself
from the rest of mankind.
When you separate yourself by belief,
by nationality, by tradition, it breeds violence.
So a man who is seeking to understand violence
does not belong to any country, to any religion, o any political party or partial system;
he is concerned with the total understanding of mankind.
             ~ J. Krishnamurthi


I saw a human skull the other day.F
There was an inscription below it:
Look long and hard at me,
for I was once as you are
and you will soon be as I am.
             ~ Unknown







Be happy while you're living,
for you're a long time dead.
             ~ Scottish proverb





Life is too short to waste in critical peep or
cynic bark, quarrel or reprimand:
It will soon be dark.
             ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson








We will be known by the tracks we leave behind.
             ~ Dakota proverb










Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
             ~ Satchel Paige






Your every decision conspires
to make this moment happen.
             ~ Christi Philpott





Everyone's values are defined by what they
will tolerate when it is done to others.
             ~ William Greider





The modern conservative is engaged
in one of man's oldest exercises
in moral philosophy;
that is the search for a superior moral
justification for selfishness.
             ~ John K. Galbraith






May your fondest wish be granted.
             ~ Traditional Chinese curse




Just as a picture is drawn by an artist,
surroundings are created by the activities
of the mind.
             ~ Buddha







I am strongly in favor of using poisoned gas
against uncivilized tribes. The moral effect
should be good and it would spread a lively terror.
             ~ Winston Churchill commenting on
                the British use of poison gas against
                he Iraqis after World War I





Because I do it with one small ship,
I am called a terrorist.
You do it with a whole fleet
and are called an emperor.
             ~ St. Augustine







A terrorist is someone who has a bomb
but can’t afford an air force.
             ~ William Blum





Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism.
Well, there's a really easy way;
stop participating in it.
             ~ Noam Chomsky






Once you have seen certain things, you can't
un-see them, and seeing nothing is as political
an act as seeing something.
             ~ Arundhati Roy





Stopping terrorism is simple. Just quit screwing
around with other people's countries and the
terrorists will go home. But the government of
the United States wants to go on screwing around
with other people's countries, refuses to stop,
indeed views it as Manifest Destiny for the
United States Government to persist in screwing
around with other people's countries, and views the inconvenience, increased tax burden,
loss of civil liberties, and even deaths among the American people
as just another cost of doing business.
             ~ Michael Rivero



Believe those who are seeking the truth;
doubt those who find it.
             ~ Andre Gide







Everyone laughs and cries in the same language.
             ~ dreamslaughter





To be wronged is nothing
unless you continue to remember it.
             ~ Confucius








Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the
imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
             ~ Samuel Johnson






Every great advance in natural knowledge has
involved the absolute rejection of authority.
             ~ Thomas Huxley







When encountering a new philosophy or religion,
do not convert, but rather assimilate.
             ~ Shawn Mikula




The multitude of books is a great evil.
There is no limit to this fever for writing.
~ Martin Luther





If the doctor told me
I had only six minutes to live,
I'd type a little faster.
             ~ Isaac Asimov







Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery,
I feel a strong impulse to see it
tried on him personally.
             ~ Abraham Lincoln








Peace is over rated. Any slave can have peace.
Just pick the cotton.
             ~ TheSong





I prayed for twenty years but received no answer
until I prayed with my legs.
             ~ Frederick Douglass, escaped slave







Written laws are like spider's webs;
they will catch, it is true, the weak and poor,
but would be torn in pieces
by the rich and powerful.
             ~ Anacharsis




You simply cannot hang a millionaire in America.
             ~ Bourke Cockran






Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
             ~ Mark Twain








In matters of conscience,
the law of majority has no place.
             ~ Mohandas Gandhi







Free from desire, you realize the mystery.
Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.
             ~ Tao Te Ching





The first clergyman was the first rascal
who met the first fool.
              Voltaire











I had a lover's quarrel with the world.
             ~ Robert Frost








The state has not the right to leave every man
free to profess and embrace whatever religion
he may desire.
             ~ Pope Pius IX







I know of no crime that has not been defended
by the church, in one form or other.
The church is not a pioneer;
it accepts a new truth, last of all,
and only when denial has become useless.
             ~ Robert G. Ingersoll






Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away.
             ~ Philip K. Dick







You know your god is man-made when he hates
all the same people you do.
             ~ [Usenet]





If you talk to God, you are praying.
 If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
             ~ Thomas Szasz





One man's magic is another man's engineering.
Supernatural is a null word.
             ~ Robert Heinlein







Insanity in individuals is something rare;
but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs
it is the rule.
             ~ Nietzsche






Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty.
The obedient must be slaves.
             ~ Henry David Thoreau






The crimes of the United States have been
systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless,
but very few people have
actually talked about them.
             ~ Harold Pinter




The truth is more important than the facts.
             ~ Frank Lloyd Wright









Never be deceived that the rich will
allow you to vote away their wealth.
             ~ Lucy Parsons








Religion is what keeps the poor
from murdering the rich.
             ~ Napoleon





The Pope!?!
How many divisions has he got?
             ~ Joseph Stalin







Kill a man, and you are an assassin.
Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror.
Kill everyone, and you are a god.
             ~ Jean Rostand





I like your Christ; I do not like your Christians.
Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
             ~ Mohandas Gandhi (disputed)








Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
             ~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson








Take only memories; leave nothing but footprints.
             ~ Chief Seattle









The wise man will love; all others will desire.
             ~ Afranius





When did I realize I was God?
Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized
I was talking to myself.
             ~ Jack Gurney - "The Ruling Class"







Isn't killing people in the name of God
a pretty good definition of insanity?
             ~ Arthur C. Clarke





I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all
the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
             ~ Stephen Roberts




The law, in its majestic equality,
forbids the rich, as well as the poor,
to sleep under the bridges,
to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
             ~ Anatole France




Civil disobedience, that’s not our problem.
Our problem is that people are obedient all
over the world in the face of poverty and s
tarvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty.
Our problem is that people are obedient
while the jails are full of petty thieves,
and all the while the grand thieves are
running the country. That's our problem.
             ~ Howard Zinn



We must question the story logic of having an
all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates
faulty humans, and then blames them
for his own mistakes.
             ~ Gene Roddenberry





If child molestation is actually your concern,
how come we don't see Bradley tanks
knocking down Catholic churches?
             ~ Bill Hicks, 1993,
                referencing the Waco siege







Secular schools can never be tolerated
because such schools have no religious
instruction, and a general moral instruction
without a religious foundation is built on air;
consequently, all character training and religion
must be derived from faith ...
we need believing people.
             ~ Adolf Hitler





Which is it, is man one of God's blunders
or is God one of man's?
             ~ Nietzsche









I have examined all of the known superstitions
of the world and I do not find in our superstitions
of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are
all founded on fables and mythology. Christianity
has made one-half the world fools
and the other half hypocrites.
             ~ Unknown
                (Thomas Jefferson disputed)




Do you see now that your self-righteousness
was nothing more than breeding
and years of privilege?
You know, we are one nation under a god.
Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god
who decorates with bullets and spent condoms,
a blind god whose eyes are just like yours.
             ~ Solipsist by Henry Rollins




Patriotism is your conviction that this country
is superior to all other countries
because you were born in it.
             ~ George Bernard Shaw








Unless Americans come to realize that they
are not stronger in the world because they
have the bomb but weaker because of their
vulnerability to atomic attack, they are not
likely to conduct their policy, in a spirit that
furthers the arrival at an understanding.
             ~ Albert Einstein





Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most
wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of
things for the greatest good of everyone.
             ~ John Maynard Keynes






The same people that wrote the bible
thought the world was flat.
             ~ Unknown - (disputed)





The enemy is anybody who's going to
get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
             ~ Joseph Heller





The ink of the scholar is holier than
the blood of the martyr.
             ~ Prophet Muhammad




I'm ineffably tired of pro-war ideologues
moaning about how the anti-war folk are
just 'complaining' without 'offering solutions'
to global dilemmas. Peace doesn't need a
freekin moral, ethical, economical, or
political qualification; war does.
Peace doesn't ravage, plunder, rape, or kill; war does.
Peace does not need justification, war does.
             ~ <|OnAir|>



If pigs could vote, the man with the slop
bucket would be elected swineherd every
time, no matter how much slaughtering
he did on the side.
             ~ Orson Scott Card



I never would have agreed to the formulation
of the Central Intelligence Agency back in
forty-seven, if I had known it would become
the American Gestapo.
             ~ Harry S Truman, 1961 (disputed)





The people who have really made history
are the martyrs.
             ~ Aleister Crowley






Laurel and Hardy, that's John and Yoko.
And we stand a better chance under that
guise because all the serious people like
Martin Luther King, Jr. and Kennedy and
Gandhi got shot.
             ~ John Lennon






If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein]
out of there, even putting a contract out on him
, … ahh … if the CIA still did that sort of thing
, . . . ahh . . . assuming it ever did . . . . . . .
I would be for it.
             ~ Richard Nixon





Does anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was?
 . . . And do you know how far away he was? . . .
Two hundred and fifty feet. He was two hundred
and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving
target.He got off three shots with a bolt action
rifle in six seconds, and got two hits, including a head shot.
Do you know where those men learned to shoot like that? . . . In the Marines! Outstanding!
Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies
leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!
             ~ Full Metal Jacket


I love talking about the Kennedy assassination.
The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it.
I'm fascinated that our government could lie to
us so blatantly, so obviously for so long,
and we do absolutely nothing about it.
             ~ Bill Hicks




The nationalist not only does not disapprove
of atrocities committed by his own side,
but he has a remarkable capacity
for not even hearing about them.
             ~ George Orwell






Men who believe absurdities
will commit atrocities.
             ~ Voltaire




Our government has kept us in a perpetual state
of fear, kept us in a continuous stampede of
patriotic fervor, with the cry of grave national
emergency. Always there has been some terrible
evil at home or some monstrous foreign power
that was going to gobble us up
if we did not blindly rally behind it.
             ~ General Douglas MacArthur


Few people are capable of expressing with
equanimity opinions which differ from the
prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of
forming such opinions.
             ~ Albert Einstein





If we'd been born where they were born and
taught what they were taught,
we would believe what they believe.
             ~ A church sign in Northern Ireland







We choose our joys and sorrows
long before we experience them.
             ~ Kahlil Gibran






My humble friend,
we know not how to live this life
which is so short yet seek one that never ends.
             ~ Anatole France





It makes no difference
as to the name of the God,
since love is the real God of all in the world.
             ~ Apache







Life is like an overlong drama through which
we sit being nagged by the vague memories
of having read the reviews.
             ~ John Updike






On the outskirts of every agony
sits some observant fellow who points.
             ~ Virginia Woolf







God favors no group. Only religions do that.
             ~ Bumper Sticker





Guns make us powerful;
butter will only make us fat.
             ~ Nazi Hermann Göring








Everyone likes to say Hitler did this and Hitler
did that. But the truth is Hitler did very little.
He was a world class asshole, but the evil
actually done, from the death camps to
World War Two, was all done by citizens
who were afraid to question if what they
were told by their government was the truth
or not, and who because they did not want to admit to themselves that they were afraid to question the government, refused to see the truth behind the Reichstag Fire, refused to see the invasion by Poland was a staged fake, and followed Hitler into national disaster.
             ~ Michael Rivero



... The CIA has overthrown functioning
democracies in over twenty countries.
             ~ John Stockwell, former CIA official







Each nation knowing it has the only true
religion and the only sane system of government,
each despising all the others, each an ass
and not suspecting it.
             ~ Mark Twain







All men are created equal.
They are endowed by their Creator with
certain unalienable rights, among these are
life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
             ~ Ho Chi Minh, 1945,
                as Democratic Republic of Vietnam
                was created







If there has to be a blood bath,
let's get it over with.
             ~Ronald Reagan, Vietnam






You will kill ten of our men,
and we will kill one of yours,
and in the end it will be you who tire of it.
             ~ Ho Chi Minh







I ain't got no quarrel with the Vietcong ...
No Vietcong ever called me nigger.
             ~ Muhammad Ali,
                stripped of boxing title, convicted of a
                felony for refusing to serve
                during the Vietnam War






I can envision a small cottage somewhere, with a lot of writing paper, and a dog, and a fireplace and maybe enough money to give myself some Irish coffee now and then and entertain my two friends.
             ~ Richard Van de Geer, letter, 1975,
                last American to die in Vietnam War,
                Time, 1985



If you are required to kill someone today,
on the promise of a political leader
that someone else shall live in peace tomorrow,
believe me, you are not only a double murderer,
you are a suicide, too.
             ~ Katherine Anne Porter







Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000
American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting,
we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through
crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit
that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.
             ~ Dalton Trumbo



Vietnamese deaths during the Vietnam war were
up to 4,000,000 people.
The approximate population of Vietnam was
35 million in 1960.
This means that the war killed 11 percent
of the total population of Vietnam.
The population of the United States is
308,000,000. Proportionately,
11 percent of this is 34,000,000.
That would be like killing every man,
woman and child in
Iowa,
Mississippi,
Arkansas,
Kansas,
Utah,
Nevada,
New Mexico,
West Virginia,
Nebraska,
Idaho,
Maine,
New Hampshire,
Hawaii,
Rhode Island,
Montana,
Delaware,
South Dakota,
Alaska,
North Dakota,
Vermont,
Wyoming
and District of Columbia.



Those who hate and fight must stop themselves;
otherwise it is not stopped.
             ~ Spock, Day of the Dove






I spent thirty-three years in the marines,
most of my time being a high-class
muscle man for big business, for Wall Street
and the bankers.
In short, I was a racketeer for capitalism.
             ~ General Smedley Butler, Marine





When a stupid man is doing something he is
ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
             ~ George Bernard Shaw









Nothing except a battle lost can be half as
melancholy as a battle won.
             ~ Duke of Wellington






I thought dying for your country was the
worst thing that could happen to you.
I think killing for your country can be a lot worse;
because that's the memory that haunts.
             ~ Bob Kerry told to The New York Times





I dream that someday the United States will be
on the side of the peasants in some civil war.
I dream that we will be the ones who will help
the poor overthrow the rich, who will talk about
land reform and education and health facilities
for everyone, and that when the Red Cross or
Amnesty International comes to count the bodies
and take the testimony of women raped, that our side won't be the heavies.
             ~ Richard Cohen



Throughout the world, on any given day, a man,
woman or child is likely to be displaced,
tortured, killed or disappeared,
at the hands of governments
or armed political groups. More often than not,
the United States shares the blame.
             ~ Amnesty International,
                in its annual report on U.S. Military aid
                and human rights, 1996



It is not so much the suffering
as the senselessness of it
that is unendurable.
             ~ Nietzsche







They made a wasteland and called it peace.
             ~ Tacitus







We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us
victory, because we believe we are right;
but those on the other side pray to Him, too,
for victory, believing they are right.
What must He think of us?
             ~ Abraham Lincoln





Pity the warrior that kills all his foe.
             ~ Seyetik and Sisko, citing a
                fragment of G'Trok's Fall of Kang



I am tired of fighting, our chiefs are killed...
it is cold and we have no blankets.
The little children are freezing to death...
hear me, my chiefs, I am tired:
my heart is sick and sad.
From where the sun now stands...
I will fight no more forever...
             ~ Chief Joseph





I did not know how to say goodbye.
It was harder still, when I refused to say it.
             ~ Native American saying




If we could read the secret history
of our enemies, we should find in each
man's life sorrow and suffering
enough to disarm all hostility.
             ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow





Usually when people are sad,
they don't do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry,
they bring about a change.
             ~ Malcolm X






When great changes occur in history,
when great principles are involved,
as a rule the majority are wrong.
             ~ Eugene V. Debs






The Church says that the earth is flat,
but I know that it is round, for I have
seen its shadow on the moon, and I
have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.
             ~ Robert G. Ingersoll
                Quoting Ferdinand Magellan
                - no citation






A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum
shows that faith does not prove anything.
             ~ Nietzsche







In all the disputes, which have excited
Christians against each other,
Rome has invariably decided in favor
of that opinion which tended most
towards the suppression of the human
intellect and the annihilation
of the reasoning powers.
             ~ Voltaire





Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced,
not because it has been sober, responsible,
and cautious, but because it has been playful,
rebellious, and immature.
             ~ Tom Robbins





Fascism is capitalism in decay.
             ~ Vladimir Ilyich Lenin








Giving money and power to government is like
giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
             ~ P. J. O'Rourke







The police are not here to create disorder.
They're here to preserve disorder.
             ~ Ex-Chicago Mayor Daley
                during the 1968 riots







Pain is certain, suffering is optional.
             ~ Buddha







We need a common enemy to unite us.
             ~ Condoleezza Rice, March 2000







I don't know that atheists should be
considered citizens, nor should they
be considered patriots.
This is one nation under God.
             ~ President George Bush,
                August 27, 1988





You're not to be so blind with patriotism
that you can't face reality.
Wrong is wrong,
no matter who does it or says it.
             ~ Malcolm X






In the end,
we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
             ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.






Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies,
each with two hundred billion stars,
then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?
             ~ Ron Patterson




The great nations
have always acted like gangsters,
and the small nations like prostitutes.
             ~ Stanley Kubrick





Science has done more for the development of
western civilization in one hundred years
than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
             ~ Jeff Burroughs




It is my conviction that killing
under the cloak of war is nothing
but an act of murder.
             ~ Albert Einstein







I'm so sick of arming the world, then
sending troops over to destroy the
fucking arms; you know what I mean?
We keep arming these little countries,
then we go and blow the shit out of them.
We're like the bullies of the world, y'know.
We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane,
throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet.

‘Pick it up.’

‘I don't wanna pick it up, mister, you'll shoot me.’

‘Pick up the gun.’

‘Mister, I don't want no trouble, I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.’

‘Pick up the gun.’

The sheepherder picks up the gun,

three shots ring out.

‘You all saw him, he had a gun.’
             ~ Bill Hicks


I am convinced that I am acting
as the agent of our Creator.
By fighting off the Jews,
I am doing the Lord's work.
             ~ Adolf Hitler







It is part of the general pattern of misguided
policy that our country is now geared to an
arms economy which was bred in an artificially
induced psychosis of war hysteria and nurtured
upon an incessant propaganda of fear.
             ~ General Douglas MacArthur




Americans used to roar like lions for liberty;
now we bleat like sheep for security.
             ~ Norman Vincent Peale






The most heinous and the cruelest crimes
of which history has record have been committed
under the cover of religion
or equally noble motives.
             ~ Mohandas Gandhi






I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked
the local missionary priest,

‘If I did not know about God and sin,
would I go to hell?’

‘No,’ said the priest, ‘not if you did not know.’

‘Then why,’ asked the Eskimo earnestly, ‘did you tell me?’
             ~ Annie Dillard




Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful
without having to believe that there are fairies
at the bottom of it too?
             ~ Douglas Adams







Missionaries are perfect nuisances and leave
every place worse than they found it.
             ~ Charles Dickens





I sometimes think that God in creating man
somewhat overestimated his ability.
             ~ Oscar Wilde







Now, my good man, this is no time
for making enemies.
             ~ Voltaire, deathbed,
                when asked to renounce Satan






If English was good enough for Jesus,
it's good enough for them Mexicans.
             ~ Texas politician,
                Spanish as a second language




Probably no nation is rich enough
to pay for both war and education.
             ~ Braham Flexner





The history of liberty is a history of resistance.
The history of liberty is a history of limitations
of governmental power, not the increase of it.
             ~ Woodrow Wilson





Most of the things worth doing in the world
had been declared impossible
before they were done.
             ~ Louis Brandeis







It does me no injury for my neighbor to say
there are twenty gods, or no God.
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
             ~ Thomas Jefferson






In nature,
there are neither rewards nor punishments;
there are consequences.
             ~ Robert G. Ingersoll







No Nazi woman will ever be motivated
to work for money. Serving men is our only wish.
             ~ Gertrud Scholtz-Klink






We always obeyed the law.
Isn't that what you do in America?
Even if you don't agree with a law personally,
you still obey it. Otherwise life would be chaos.
             ~ Gertrud Scholtz-Klink,
                explaining Nazi policy





I hit him to get his attention.
I shot him to calm him down.
I killed him to reason with him.
             ~ Henry Rollins






Every gun that is made,
every warship launched,
every rocket fired signifies in the final sense,
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed.
This world in arms is not spending money alone.
It is spending the sweat of its laborers,
the genius of its scientists,
the hopes of its children.
This is not a way of life at all in any true sense.
Under the clouds of war,
it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.
             ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower




How good bad music and bad reasons sound
when we march against an enemy!
             ~ Nietzsche





How long would authority ... exist,
if not for the willingness of the mass to become
soldiers, policemen, jailers, and hangmen.
             ~ Emma Goldman






My final point about alcohol, about drugs,
about pornography; what business is it of
yours what I do, read, buy, see, fuck
or take into my body as long as I don't harm
another human being whilst on this planet?
And for those of you having a little moral
dilemma on how to answer this,
I'll answer for you.
None of your fucking business!
Take that to the bank,
cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life.
             ~ Bill Hicks




If you ever drop your keys into a river of
molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
             ~ Jack Handey





You get what anyone gets; you get a lifetime.
             ~ Death, Neil Gaiman Comic Sandman








Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of
awesome mystical power. We know this
because they manage to be invisible
and pink at the same time.
Like all religions, the Faith of the
Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon
both logic and faith.
We have faith that they are pink;
we logically know that they are invisible
because we can't see them.
             ~ Steve Eley



All our lauded technological progress,
our very civilization, is like the axe
in the hand of the pathological criminal.
             ~ Albert Einstein



I don’t really miss God,
but I sure miss Santa Claus!
             ~ Courtney Love






Part Two